There's a joke a beautiful woman told sometime ago that goes something like this.
There are three women that die and go to heaven they are standing there wondering how paradise has ducks on the ground everywhere, as far as the eye can see.
St Peter walks up and tells them....that they can do anything they want to, as long as they never step on a duck. With that...he walks away. The three women look at each other puzzled. But then commence to enjoying themselves. Then one of the women stepped on a duck. All three looked at each other again. Here comes ST Peter with the ugliest man either of them had ever seen. We walked up to the woman, told her she would now spend eternity with this gentleman and walked away. Sometime went, the two women were having agreat time..... Then as you can imagine one of them stepped on a duck. here comes St Peter...ugly guy in tow....she began to cry.
Years later the 3rd woman still hadn't stepped on a duck. One day...she looks in the distance and see's St Peter with the most attractive man she ever laid two eyes on. He walks up to her, drops him off, and walks away. Standing there smitten....She asks "What did I do to deserve this?" The man answers...." I don't know, but I shouldn't have stepped on that DUCK!"